And thus ends the possibility.
What the hell is that?!
Clay and Brian return to much rejoicing. They bring a canteen of beer and a canteen of the shrimp soup. Penny continues trying to charm her way into the hearts of Chuay Gahn. She seductively says to Clay, “Come here big daddy” and causes him to feel uncomfortable, leaving him speechless for possibly the first time ever.
Once again Jan chugs the alcohol, “They don’t let me drink around my first graders.” Helen asks for the recipe. Brian continues to look increasingly more uncomfortable. Jake stands to the side, silently begging everyone to include him. And Ted gets a funny feeling.
Clay leaves camp to recoup from the Penny seduction and spots something strange in the water, “Hey guys, you wanna come a get a look at this? There’s something out there and it’s coming this way.”
Ted feels even funnier. Clay is ignored because Penny has decided the only way she can win the hearts of the other tribe is to kiss them. Jan says, “It felt kinda funny but I kinda liked it, too!”
“You guys, I’m serious! There’s really something out there,” Clay insists.
Ted says, “Umm… I don’t think we should bother with that.” Apparently Ted knows something. “Why don’t we all go take a piss in the cave. That would be fun, wouldn’t it?”
Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a man comes screaming onto the beach, “Get out of the water! Get out of the water!” It’s Chief Martin Brody!
“Wait a minute,” Helen says. “That don’t look like no shark. That looks like…”
“GASP!”
(You see, Chief Martin Brody was that guy in Jaws who everyone thought was crazy because he became paranoid about a giant shark. Get it?
And that first picture was of the Loch Ness monster. See? You’ve got to work with me or I totally crash and burn.)